Showing posts with label lewd and rude. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lewd and rude. Show all posts

Monday, March 23, 2009

Stimulate Your Senses With a Cocoon Bath Tub


This Tub Looks Like A Toilet To Me
Amethyst Bath Tub



Light Up Bath Tub


Cocoon Tub

Stimulate Your Senses With a Cocoon Bath Tub

If you are looking to feel good, just check out some of these luxury tubs. My autistic son absolutely loves these types of unusual shapes. Of course, we do not have one, but if we did, he would love it. I am sure this particular tub would be financially way out of reach for us and most americans especially during these hard economic times.

The amethyst tub is absolutely gorgeous. I don't think that I would want to bath in it for fear of breaking it. It looks so fragile.

The white bath tub with the black trim looks a like a toilet to me. My six year old first pointed it out to me. She asked me about "The toilet picture".

The lighted green bath tub looks very cool. It would be fun if you were bathing outside.

Monday, March 16, 2009

How to Have a Great New Year's Eve Party

Have a fabulous party and enjoy it too!

LOCATION - Have your party at the best location you can afford. A nice restaurant is preferable, however, your house can be just as fabulous with a little planning. If you have a friend with a better home layout or view, convince them to have a party by volunteering to help plan it.

PREPARATION - Cleanliness is next to godliness so make sure your space is clean. Fully stock toilet paper, clean towels, and tissue. Make sure you have areas set up for conversations, by placing sofas and chairs strategically and adding seating where needed. Make sure there is plenty of parking outside for the number of guests you are expecting.

FOOD and DRINKS - Prepare many easy items the day before. Have your appetizers ready so that you can pop them into the oven easily. For example buy some prepared pastry dough and cut it into triangles. Add a small slice of sausage and cheese and roll up. Heat until golden brown and you have a delicious quick appetizer. Have plenty of drinks on hand and recruit some of your friends to be dedicated drink makers to rotate during the evening.

OVER INVITE - Remember that 10% less than RSVP will actually show up. Tell friends if it is all right for them to bring more than one guest.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Not Your Average Nun


















An MP3 player shaped like a cross sounds very cool, but a nun with a respirator mask on is scary. I guess that being a nun is no longer sacred. Apparently models, hollywood, etc. think that they nuns are fair game in the quest to be different.
I think that the last thing that nuns want to be is sexy. Sexy is not on the list of qualities that God looks for when he is sending a calling out to a nun. I am not sure what is on that list, but I know what is not on it.
I wonder why these gals posed for these photos. Are they trying to make a statement or did they just get paid a fair wage.


Man Stuffs Cat In Bong



A 20 year old man tried to calm his cat down by stuffing it into a homemade bong. He know has to answer to the police and animal lovers. He was caught smoking marijuana from the bong while the cat was stuffed inside. The cat is expected to be all right, but the man faces charges of animal cruelty.
The police were at the home due to a domestic disturbance call. Although the cat appears fine, the charges could go up if it dies or is found to have other injuries.
The cat did not move the entire way to the humane society, although the doctors could not find anything wrong with it.

My Head Feels Like It just Exploded









I think these are paintings of what I look like in the morning. Especially after a night of drinking.
Do you ever feel like your head is going to explode? And keep exploding until all the bad stuff is out.
The artist is obviously very talented. This is an incredible idea to give the illusion of liquid (wine?) spewing from the necks of otherwise normal looking people. The explosion can symbolize so many different things, but in todays society, I think that it represents all of the horror that we hear about every day and then blowing out of our heads.
We would all sleep better at night if we could blow out all of the badness out of our heads every day and have a clear head. Of course in these paintings the head is just gone.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Fabulous Carnival 2009 Photos














































Fabulous Carnival 2009 Photos

If you have never attended Carnival in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil, you really must try it at least once.
There is nothing like it any where in the world. Thousands of people attend from all over the world. The people, food, floats and costumes are the most extravagant spectacles that you will ever see in your life.
Carnaval, as it is spelled in Portuguese, is a four day event that begins on Saturday and ends on Fat Tuesday. Carnival Sunday is seven weeks before Easter Sunday. The first records of carnival date back to 1723 and show no signs of slowing down.
Sambodrome
In 1983, Brazil's most prominent architect Niemeyer,was hired to build the Sambodrome, home of the Samba Parade at Carnival. Prior to 1983, make shift bleachers were set up every year. The Governor spared no expense to have the Sambodrome built in just four months and it is absolutely stunning. The Samba Parade is a can't miss event.
It is very safe inside the Sambodrome. Air conditioned taxi service is available to and from the Sambodrome for about $40 each way for upto four passengers. The taxi will take you directly to your sector for easy entry and exit.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

2095 Word Story Tatooed on the Same Number of People


2,095 people each have one word of a 2,095 word story tattooed on their bodies, ....somewhere. The writer posted an ad on a public forum and along came volunteers. I know that people get tattoos for a variety of reasons, but this one seems the most pointless. Are these people ever going to get together to spell out the story, doubtful.
The writer, Shelley Jackson, is now writing a new skin story, just in case you were left out of the first one, now is your time to jump in. One participant was even quoted as saying that when one word dies the story changes. As if someone will call him when one of the "words" as he calls them dies. I guess he would then cross their word out of the story, as if someone is keeping track.

Former Pfizer Vice President Ordered to Pay Molestation Victim $200G

Former Vice President of Pfizer, Alan Hesketh, was ordered to pay $200,000.00 to a victim of child molestation. Even though he was not the perpetrator. Hesketh was caught with photos of the sex crime and also distributed them.

The victim, who is now an adult said that she was victimized when she was 9 years old by a relative that wanted to sell the photos to someone in another state.

Prosecutors say this is a landmark case, while defense attorneys say that Mr. Hesketh should not be punished for a crime he did not commit. Hesketh's attorney, Johnathan Einhorn says he will appeal of course. Einhorn, Einhorn, now where have I heard that name before.....

A "Man In Black" Took Her Says Little Brother of Haleigh

Haleigh Cummings Dad and Grandmother
Haleigh's little brother Junior allegedly told his dad and his mom that a man in black took his sister. His mother, Crystal Sheffield confirmed this story and she said the Haleigh's father told the same story. I am just wondering when he first came up with this story. Did the father tell him this story, or was Junior awake at 3 am and saw the perpetrator.
The 17 year old girlfriend of Haleigh's father said that she last saw the girl when she got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, but did she actually see her or did she just hear her get up.
The father claims that Haleigh disappeared right before he arrived home at 3 am. But just how would he know that?
Some people are allegeding that the 17 year old girlfriend, Misty Croslin, may have left after putting the children to bed and may not have even been there when Haleigh went missing.
Of course, there is also the allegation that Misty Croslin's cousin, Joe, who happens to be a sexual predator, was visiting for several days leading up to the disappearance of Haleigh.
God bless her and bring her home.

Monday, February 23, 2009

The Truth Dribbles in About Haleigh Cummings

5 Year old Haleigh Cummings Missing From Her Bed In Florida
The truth is slowing starting to trickle in about the kidnapping and/or disappearance of Haleigh Cummings. Now it turns out that the cousin of her dad's seventeen year old girlfriend is a sexual predator and he just happened to be visiting during the time that Haleigh went missing. What a great relative to have around your five year old daughter. I bet the dad did not know the history of that guy, but he should have known, it is his job as a father to know that kind of information.
It is now being speculated that the seventeen year old girlfriend, Misty Croslin, may not have been in the trailer with the sleeping girl when she disappeared.
The sexual predator cousin is from Tennessee and now there is a report that a man in a Red RAV4 was seen in Tennessee with a young girl fitting the description of Haleigh.
Police have their hands full with this case, their are so many suspects it makes your head spin.
God Bless her soul.

4 Year Old Tells Tree Trimmers Her Mom Is Dead

Kenzie Houk and her daughters 7 and 4 year olds.
Eleven year old Jordan Brown

When children have to deal with a new step family, just hope that there is not a loaded gun around. A four year old found her 8 month pregnant mother dead after her older sister and eleven year old step brother (parents not married) had hopped onto the school bus.
Police theorize that the boy shot his soon to be step mom in the head while she was in bed with a gun he just received for Christmas. I guess in this part of Pennsylvania people buy eleven year olds guns. I am sure he would have loved a nintendo wii instead. His father is teaching him to hunt.
2 out of 3 step families don't last, but that does not stop people from trying it. Do yourself and your kids a favor, if you get divorced or widowed, don't remarry or shack up until the kids are eighteen.

Friday, February 20, 2009

What to do with Octuplet's Mom

The mother of the recently born octuplets should be taught a lesson of sorts. Once her babies come home from the hospital, she should be left with all 14 of her children, alone for 3 days. I think that would be more than a big dose of reality. After that friends, family and the community should come in and help her before something happens to the children.

Under no circumstances should the children be taken away from her. That is totally crazy. Children are always better off with their parents (unless their is extreme abuse). Besides, look at our social services program. When children are taken away from parents, many times they end up with foster parents that treat them worse.

Nadya Suleman should be given a reality TV show, that way we can watch her and see how the children are being raised, we will no longer have to speculate. Even the people that are mad at her will watch it and the network that runs it will make tons of money.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Guinness Cat Single Pack

Photograph by Rusty Haskell
Next time I won't let the cat find out my atm pin number!

This Zebra Photo Makes My Eyes Hurt



Is this a photo of one Zebra with a double ass or just the reflection from crocodile dundee's rearview mirror. I would seriously be scared if this rear end was facing me. Is there some kind of orgy going on in there or what? Do Zebra's have orgies? I don't know.


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